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Quote Of The Day

"I got really sick of myself at the end of the 1990s. I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the couch and just turning into a doughnut and I really got irritated with myself." - Brad Pitt to The Hollywood Reporter about his early years in the biz ...

Added: 2012-01-26 12:28:02 Score Index: 587233

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Fill In The Blank

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, while at a support rally at -- wait for it -- Wings Plus in FL, pointed to the heavens and said _________________________. [Image via WENN.]...

Added: 2012-01-26 22:14:02 Score Index: 66660

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Demi Moore "smoked something"

It was a real wake-up call when Demi Moore collapsed Monday night, because if someone as strong and vibrant as Demi could pass-out, then it could literally happen to anyone. But now the audio from that 9-1-1 call has been released, and it turns out her friends saw her smoking something which may have [...] ...

Added: 2012-01-27 15:00:03 Score Index: 48000

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This Week In Celebrity Twitpics

CLICK HERE for an awesome photo gallery of all the best pics that your favoritest celebs were Twitpic-ing this week! CLICK HERE for an awesome photo gallery of all the best pics that your favoritest celebs were Twitpic-ing this week! CLICK HERE for an awesome photo gallery of all the best pics that your favoritest celebs were Twitpic-ing this week! CLICK HERE for an awesome photo gallery of all the best pics that your favoritest celebs were Twitpic-ing this week! CLICK HERE for an awesome photo gallery of all the best pics that your favoritest celebs were Twitpic-ing this week! CLICK HERE for...

Added: 2012-01-27 09:28:03 Score Index: 22440

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Demi Moore -- The Drug Emergency 911 Call

video platform video management video solutions video player TMZ has obtained the 911 call placed moments before Demi Moore was rushed to an L.A. hospital Monday night -- where she was treated for inhaling too much nitrous oxide ... aka… TMZ Demi Moore -- The Drug Emergency 911 Call ...

Added: 2012-01-27 12:35:03 Score Index: 6380

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WWE Superstar David Otunga -- Slams Competition in Triumphant Return to His Lawyer Life

WWE superstar David Otunga took a break from his full time wrestling gig to return to his previous career -- attorney-at-law -- and much like his "Monday Night Raw" matches ... crushed the competition.TMZ found out Otunga returned to court Thursday… TMZ WWE Superstar David Otunga -- Slams Competition in Triumphant Return to His Lawyer Life ...

Added: 2012-01-27 02:49:01 Score Index: 3130

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Ashton Kutcher -- I Got Nothing to Say About Demi Moore

video platform video management video solutions video player Ashton Kutcher had no answer when asked if Demi Moore was okay following her nitrous oxide-induced medical emergency -- hopping wordlessly into a car beside a blonde mystery woman Tuesday… TMZ Ashton Kutcher -- I Got Nothing to Say About Demi Moore ...

Added: 2012-01-26 04:07:02 Score Index: 1802

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Lindsay Lohan Sued In Nanny Car Accident

Lindsay Lohan has been sued by a nanny who claims LiLo creamed her in a Maserati.The accident occurred in September, 2010. TMZ broke the story ... a witness claimed he saw Lindsay run a red light in her sports car in West Hollywood, hitting a nanny… TMZ Lindsay Lohan Sued In Nanny Car Accident ...

Added: 2012-01-25 20:07:01 Score Index: 1737

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Mariah Buys Nick A FERRARI!!!

Talk about a "Get Well" present! With his recent health troubles, Mariah Carey thought her hubby Nick Cannon needed a pick me up. So what better way to lift some spirits than a $300K Ferrari! Nick was close to full recovery so this is sure to get him to 100% in no time! Mariah is such a loving wife! [Image via WENN.] ...

Added: 2012-01-27 07:35:02 Score Index: 1581

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Mass. Representative Barney Frank Getting Hitched To Longtime Partner!

Yay! Congrats Barney! Massachusetts representative Barney Frank announced he will be marrying his longtime partner, Jim Ready. The rep said he will be heading home to Jersey to tie the knot. Frank has been in Congress since 1972 and has won reelection in landslides ever since. He became the first Congressman to come out in 1987 and is now one of three openly gay legislators. Congrats again to the happy couple! [Image via WENN.] ...

Added: 2012-01-27 06:14:02 Score Index: 1207

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Armie Hammer Arrested -- MUG SHOT After Pot Bust

Armie Hammer looks like the most clean cut criminal of all-time in the mug shot -- snapped moments after his arrest for marijuana possession in Texas.Armie was popped back in November ... in Sierra Blanca, TX -- the same town where Willie Nelson and… TMZ Armie Hammer Arrested -- MUG SHOT After Pot Bust ...

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Kardashian Store 911 Call -- Some Creep Is Terrorizing Us

video platform video management video solutions video player The Kardashians are so famous ... even their store has creepy fans -- this according to a recent 911 call ... in which a K-Klan clothing store employee begs for police help ... because… TMZ Kardashian Store 911 Call -- Some Creep Is Terrorizing Us ...

Added: 2012-01-27 02:49:01 Score Index: 963

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Journey Drummer Deen Castronovo Arrested for Girlfriend Assault

Deen Castronovo -- the current touring drummer for Journey -- was popped this weekend in Oregon for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend, TMZ has learned.Sources close to the drummer tell us, Deen was arrested Saturday ... after a heated argument… TMZ Journey Drummer Deen Castronovo Arrested for Girlfriend Assault ...

Added: 2012-01-26 03:00:05 Score Index: 701

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Vienna Girardi Moves on From Kasey Kahl ... With Another Ex

While her ex-boyfriend Kasey Kahl deals with the aftermath of his drunk-and-disorderly arrest -- Vienna Girardi hung out in a bikini with her other ex-boyfriend Jake Pavelka Lee Smith in Miami on Tuesday.In case you forgot -- Vienna stormed off… TMZ Vienna Girardi Moves on From Kasey Kahl ... With Another Ex ...

Added: 2012-01-26 03:00:05 Score Index: 553

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Chris And RiRi Ignore Each Other At El Lay Club

Talk about a sticky situation! Chris Brown and Rihanna were spotted at Greystone Manor Supperclub. But they were defiinitely NOT together. The two exes stayed on opposite ends of the club. Chris was with some friends and Karrueche Tan. But luckily, Dr. Dre was there celebrating his B-day so Chris and RiRi had something to preoccupy themselves. [Image via WENN.]...

Added: 2012-01-26 11:35:07 Score Index: 527

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Ashton Kutcher -- Fist-Pumping After Demi Moore Emergency

video platform video management video solutions video player Just one night after Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital for inhaling too much nitrous oxide -- Ashton Kutcher hit up a Burno Mars concert in Brazil ... where he fist-pumped his brains… TMZ Ashton Kutcher -- Fist-Pumping After Demi Moore Emergency ...

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Louise Glover in a See Through Dress of the Day

Who the fuck is Louise Glover? At first I just assumed she was Danny Glover’s daughter, but that wouldn’t make sense, because Danny Glover is black….and she’s the wrong color for that….unless she is his wife…which would made sense…cuz brother’s all love whiteness no matter how thick and boxy they are…it seems the thicker and the boxier the motherfucking better…then I realized that she’s just a nobody…not that having anything to do with Danny Glover would make a bitch a somebody…his last and only movie was Lethal Weapon….as far as I’m concerned….. Anyway...

Added: 2012-01-26 20:00:03 Score Index: 452

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Vienna Girardi in her Bikini of the Day

She’s some bitch who was on The Bachelor…who gives a fuck…her entire career has been based on the Bachelor…and aspiring actress or not…her entire IMDB is Bachelor related…making me realize she’s nothing but a bottom feeder and bikini pics of a bottom feeder just piss me off as I expect more commitment to their quest to be famous…ideally via nudity… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK ...

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Tom & Suri Cruise Go Into a Spin at Disneyland

video platform video management video solutions video player Tom Cruise tested his vomit threshold yesterday in Disneyland -- spending some quality time with his 5-year-old daughter Suri ... on the infamously stomach-turning tea cup ride.It looks… TMZ Tom & Suri Cruise Go Into a Spin at Disneyland ...

Added: 2012-01-26 10:14:02 Score Index: 195

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Cinemax Femmes Fatales in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s the cast of a show I’ve never heard of on set in bikinis…apparently it is on Cinemax and by the looks of it…it seems very top notch in terms of concept, quality, writing, and acting…as long as your gauge of top notch is how hard a bitch’s nipples get…because as long as you can mute the shit…I’m all for half nakedness…even if it is the most basic, low grade shit you can produce….it’s still got value to some of us…mainly me….cuz I’m a pervert….addicted to bikini pics of bitches I don’t know…and I blame facebook for that fetish….cuz I’m sure my...

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Daisy Lowe Not Naked Enough for a Campaign of the Day

I am not overly excited by these nude pictures of Daisy Lowe for some fashion line’s summer campaing…because strategic nudity annoys me…especially when that strategic nudity strategy involves hiding all body parts that define nudity as nudity….you know no tits, no asshole, no pussy, no bush…no nudity…..even though she’s wearing nothing…. Not to mention, Daisy Lowe….Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter, who grew up with no father, cuz Gavin Rossdale denied she was his, until a paternity test proved otherwise, all filled with daddy issues and confusion, addiction and...

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Zahia Dehar for Vanity Fair of the Day

Here’s a video that Zahia Dehar, an ex-teen prostitute shot for Vanity Fair, starring Eric Roberts, because let’s face it he’s got nothing else going on and the opportunity to hang with a hot, busty, french, 18 year old who got paid to fuck 3 soccer players when she was underage and who got those 3 soccer players arrested for fucking her when she was underage….is a huge deal for him….and after getting through this….it is a huge deal for me…because her body is ridiculous and this video is fucking hot….Looking forward to more of her lingerie line provided it includes more of...

Added: 2012-01-26 13:00:04 Score Index: 54

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stepNEWS of the Day

Holy shit the stepNEWS is amazing today…from proposition minors for sex, to prostiting with AIDS, to being saved by breast impants, to beating cops, to women locking kids in their trailor park bathroom, I’m in love with this post…. Colorado Man Arrested For Prostituting With AIDS During a police roundup Darren Garcia was arrested for the 9th time in five years for prostituting with AIDS. h Florida Woman: Breast Implants Saved My Life A Florida woman was attacked by her ex-boyfriend’s new lover and survived multiple stabs to her chest because of the implants Teacher Sentence After...

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Selena Gomez Sex Offender Legs Promoting Som Shit of the Day

Unlike the horny old bitch down the hall from me with the unhealthy Justin Bieber obsession….I’m not looking forward to his 18th birthday…cuz that will mean I can’t make Selena Gomez sex offender jokes and that’s all I have going for me..even though I know this “relationship” is one staged for the media….I still like the idea of some older twat looking for more fame riding some underage dude with insane levels of fame for exposure…mainly cuz it is illegal….but also cuz sex offenders are hilarious…even when they never get charged cuz they are all Hollywood…. Here are...

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Heidi Klum in March 2012 InStyle UK of the Day

These are rumored to be some no make-up, pre-divorce from the scarred up big penis black man SEAL she has been raising and developing her own tribe with, possibly in efforts to build her own breed of human cuz she’s just that rockin’ genetically……in March 2012 Instyle…and despite being a mom of a dozen in her 40s….she’s still got it going on to me…but then again I just love divorcees…all eager to get fit and fuck as many cocks as possible as dirty as possible to feel alive again….something I love getting in the way of…especially if dude left bitch for a younger...

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Kelly Brook Big Titty Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

I didn’t know Kelly Brook was a blonde…that’s cuz I don’t keep track of Kelly Brook…or more importantly…her hair color….cuz i don’t give a fuck about the bitch…. I do know she is a busty low grade model who managed to fuck herself a bit of a career the last few years…..and I do know she’s in a bikini showing her tits for twitter while holding a coconut making a silly jokes like “Breakfast time…. grab the coconuts”…so subtle of a reference to the tits that made her a somebody…and I am not … I still prefer her naked, covered in abortion photoshoot I can see...

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stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some afternoon random news of random people doing random things that are pretty fucking entertaining…cuz people are idiots, perverts, freaks, and I love watching them….it makes for very good times…when you realize just how ridiculous the world is… NC Mom Takes Out Burglar With Bed Post Victoria Jones, a North Carolina mother, knew how to defend her family from a would-be intruder, by knocking him on the head with a bed post. Girl Scout Peeping Tom Arrested A man was arrested outside a Girl Scout meeting area. The details surrounding his arrest are bizarre and...

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UK Big Broher Tashie Jackson Sex Tape of the Day

So some no name from UK Big Brother has released a sex tape, which is only natural because the kind of bitch who would be compelled to do Big Brother…or any reality show for that matter…is the kind who is trying to get famous….and what better way to get famous than to release a sex tape…I mean it worked for Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, didn’t it? What these low level sluts don’t get is that the world is so porn saturated that we don’t care if any bitch fucks on camera…we’re desensitized….especially when the bitch fucking on camera has to rub herself to get wet after...

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Gina Carano Muscular and Scary for GQ of the Day

Gina Carano is an ex MMA fighter….turned actress who I’ve never heard of…mainly because I don’t like MMA, expecially not women in the MMA, shit is too weird and violent….and most importantly gay…especially when the people in the cage live their lives as women….see cuz I thought half naked men rubbing up on each other in booty shorts was homo porn foreplay…but that was until today…because manly bitches who can kick your ass fghting and half naked…is a far gayer…it represents repressed homosexual fantasy…from someone too scared to take it up the ass like the fag he...

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Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day

Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t...

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Katherine McPhee Armpit Lick of the Day

A dirty, hippie, vegan bitch I originally met in the park cuz she was trying to get me to sign something protesting composting not being available to apartment dwellers…or some shit I responded to cuz she had no bra on….and decided to make into a FB friend….once asked me when drunk if she could sniff my dirty armpit while I lick her dirty armpit while mutually masturbating…making me think Armpits are an actual fetish…and this Katherine McPhee shit is making someone somewhere very happy as her jerks off right now….unfortuantly…I like my armpit fetish porn with more nudity. ...

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s the morning…here’s my dump…far less painful that previous dumps…all jet lagged…dehydrated…detoxing….because I passed out last night in a post vegas pile of shit….instead of drinking my face off until sunrise as I normally do to deal with my shit life….on that high not of positivity….here’s some links…. Destroyed in Seconds: A Compilation – VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK The 25 Hottest Athletes in Bikinis FOLLOW THIS LINK Free Cam Shows Make Thursday a Little More Sexy FOLLOW THIS LINK Port o Potty Ownage Prank – VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK Happy Chinese New Year from...

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Ashley Tisdale Getting in Cars in Shorts of the Day

I love the horny black dude screaming “Hey Ashley I love the short shorts…You Rock and Roll…Oh Ashley You are spectacular, I love the new hairdo”…you know that guy is on welfare and just does this for masturbation material that he brings home to his computer to love later that day….who knows maybe he doesn’t even have a camera and is just in it for the experience…but real alarming thing in all this is that this is my second Ashley Tisdale post and as a guy who hates Ashley Tisdale’s face…that’s two posts too many……...

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Rihanna is Amazing When She Talks About Dick Pics of the Day

I just hit her twitter looking for her idiotic Thug Life tattoo that screams “Fame and Fortune has finally got to this girl from a small caribbean island who’s father was a garbage man and who everyone hated…except maybe the UK tourists who she prosituted herself to when she was 14″…..see cuz I have an insider source in Barbados who told me that’s the word around the island….where bitch walks around with attitude and treats the locals she grew up with like shit….as if this was a bad teen high school movie…only it is Rihanna’s real life….. Anyway….I hit her twitter and...

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Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day

I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I...

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Vanessa Pudgens Posing in a Bikini for Attention of the Day

I think Vanessa Pudgens has this cry for attention thing all wrong…I mean it’s pretty fucking obvious that she’s posing for the paparazzi pretty intense, like this is some low grade swimsuit calendar and she’s making sexy face for all the boys to buy into the shit… Now you may be wondering why I said she’s got this cry for attention thing all wrong, provided you bothered reading what I wrote, which I’m gonna doubt, but assume you did anyway, cuz how else would I make my point….that bitch already leaked nude fucking pictures of herself to the internet…she set the fucking bar...

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Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day

That Dude From Glee who goes by the name Lea Michelle was cast to be the spokesperson for Candies…a company that has historically had hot photoshoots with famous bitches you want to fuck…Like Britney Spears and ...

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Rihanna got a "thug life" tat on her knuckles

All these bitches be screaming that 2pac back, according to Rihannas twitter last night, but actually it was just her after getting “THUG LIFE” tatted on her knuckles. Just like Pac had on his stomach. Except hers is pink. So it’s not very thug, but it would make for a fascinating hand job. ...

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Vanessa Hudgens had a little accident

The good news is that Vanessa Hudgens was back on the beach in Hawaii today, when all of a sudden my telepathy kicked in and her bikini top fell off. The bad news is that this bitch has cat like reflexes, and covered herself before we could see anything. Trust me. I [...] ...

Added: 2012-01-26 13:35:02 Score Index: 1

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Candice Swanepoel is Bronzed for Vogue China of the Day

There’s no nipple in this photoshoot…there’s not ass…there’s not half nakedness…there’s nothing really interesting or exciting other than the fact that Candice Swanepoel is hot…despite the high AIDS in her Vagina rate thanks to being South African…cuz we all know even if she was HIV Positive we’d still be her blood brother, hell we’d even cut ourselves up and crawl into her vagina and wait for our own set of AIDS if she asked and even if she didn’t ask cuz she’s hot enough to have that manipulative power over us…if she’s doing it it must be right….I mean...

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Adriana Lima is photogenic

Supermodel Adriana Lima is way out on St. Barts today, supermodeling for Victorias Secret, so, if you know where Adriana Lima lives, this would be a good time to break into her house. (image source = fame) ...

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Anais Pouliot Nipples in a Photoshoot of the Day

Anais is some Montreal model who I used to have on my Facebooke because like her, I am from Montreal too and like most guys…appreciate hustling hot bitches who are local by promising them fame….but unfortunately…this Anus bitch got up and moved to New York and made herself famous in the modeling world…only to delete me from facebook lke I don’t matter…cuz I don’t matter…reminding me that she’ll never fuck me…but if I do some investigative work…I could probably track down her mom and fuck her….becoming her actual drunkenstepfather…who touches her inappropriately...

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